Meskin primer...

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Meskin primer...

Post#1 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:10 pm

Meskin primer...

1. * Cheese *

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2.. * Mushroom *

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. * Shoulder *

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I

4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. * Herpes *

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. * July *

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. * Rectum *

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. * Chicken *

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. * Wheelchair *

We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair

10. * Chicken wing *

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. * Harassment *

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.

12. * Bishop *

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. * Body wash *

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

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