1. * Cheese *
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2.. * Mushroom *
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. * Shoulder *
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. * Herpes *
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. * July *
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. * Rectum *
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. * Chicken *
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. * Wheelchair *
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair
10. * Chicken wing *
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. * Harassment *
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. * Body wash *
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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