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Post#1 » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:37 pm

How has government at all levels get infested with so many perverts? This story has brought 2 questions to me. Was the sicko offering $20 to the cop to allow him to suck him off? Or, since that is such an insignificant amount of money, did he just want to feel like a cheap homo whore? hangman

http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readartic ... 440&z=3&p=

TITUSVILLE: Authorities say Florida State Representative Bob Allen was arrested after offering to perform oral sex for $20 on an undercover male police officer.

Veteran's Memorial Park in Titusville was under surveillance when an officer saw the Republican Merritt Island representative going in and out of a restroom three times on Wednesday.

Police say Allen then approached the undercover officer and was arrested.

Allen has been charged with solicitation for prostitution which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail.

Officials with the Brevard County Jail say Allen posted a $500 bond.

Allen is married and has one child. He was elected to the Florida House in 2000.

He was chairman of the House Committee on Energy.

here's the funny part.

Guys, you just can't make stuff up like this. Truth is stranger than fiction, again. hangman

Arrested pol is McCain campaign Florida co-chairman

http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.p.. ... n0712.html

A member of the Florida House of Representatives arrested yesterday on charges of soliciting a male undercover police officer is the co-Chairman of the Florida campaign of presidential hopeful John McCain, PageOneQ has learned.

Bob Allen (R) was appointed Florida co-Chairman of the McCain campaign in March. At the time, McCain said he was proud of the support he received from Allen and that Allen and his three co-chairs were "respected leaders in their communities and have real experience wrestling with the important issues of our day." McCain pledged to "turn to these leaders. Their counsel will be very helpful and their support invaluable."

Fox News Orlando reported the arrest yesterday evening. According to the report, Allen was charged with a second degree misdemeanor. Allen, who is married, was arrested in Titusville, Florida, approximately twenty-five miles east of the district he represents.

Allen has a strong conservative record. PageOneQ has obtained information regarding Allen's voting record and ratings by advocacy organizations. Between 2003 and 2006 Allen voted with the Christian Coalition over 90% of the time. Allen has been endorsed by the Florida Right to Life Committee and this year he voted to impose a 24-hour waiting period on third-trimester abortions.

Allen serves on the House Agriculture & Environment Appropriations Committee, Environmental Regulation Committee, State Infrastructure Council and the Utilities & Telecommunications Committee. He is chairman of the Spaceport & Technology Committee.

On his House web page, Allen's listed recreational interest is "water sports."

A message left seeking comment from McCain's campaign went unreturned by press time. Updates as they become available...

Additional information on Allen's record may be seen at Joe My God.

Excerpts from the Fox News Orlando report follow:


Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merrit Island, on second degree charges for solicitation for prostitution.

Allen, 48, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad St. in Titusville. The park was under surveillance by a detail of undercover police officers.

Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Officers realized he was a public figure after the arrest.

T.J. Helmstetter contributed research to this report.

The full story may be read here.

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