A guy walks into a bar

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A guy walks into a bar

Post#1 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:56 pm

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender
looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No,"
replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist,"
said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The
bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar... "It's okay boys,
he's one of us!"

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