An Atheist and a Bear

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An Atheist and a Bear

Post#1 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:02 pm

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What
majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"
he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river
he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7
foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up
the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was
closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried
to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled
over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take
a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my
God....!"

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice
came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of
these years, told others I didn't exist and even credit creation
to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said: "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian
now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very
well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the
forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which
I am truly thankful, Amen

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