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Musician Jokes

Post#1 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:33 am

Just so nobody feels left out or singled out

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Q... How do you get a guitar player to turn down?

A.,, Put the sheet music in front of him

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Q... How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A... One. He just holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Q... How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A... One. But, four more will be bragging how they could do it better.

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Q... How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A... None. They have machines to do it now.

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Q... How do you know when the stage is level

A... The drool is coming out of both sides of the keyboard player's mouth

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Q... What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

A... Homeless

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Q... What's the difference between a trombone and a trampoline?

A,.. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

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Q... Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?

A... It took an hour to get the bass player out.

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Q... What's the difference between a violin and a cello

A... Cellos burn longer

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Q... What's the difference between a squirrel and a trumpet player

A... The skid marks turn away from the squirrel.

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Q... What's the difference between a 747 and a female singer?

A... Some people haven't been in a 747

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Q... What's the difference between a groupie and a toilet

A... A toilet doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks after you use it

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